Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ? Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.

Santa: Wats difference between man n Superman? Banta: Man wears underwear under da trouser n superman wears it over da trouser.

Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice… Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice

Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua? Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi. Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi? . Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.

Santa: Tere result da ki banya Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai. Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, bass fail na hoeen.

Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3 Santa: For u n ur parents

Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta: Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas ‘Durga’ Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun. Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega? Santa: Kuch B Nahi Banta: Kaise? Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

Santa: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Banta: No Santa: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Banta: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Santa: Aaho Banta: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai?