Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye…

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi.. Jeeto: Koun is film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

Santa: Oye! What are you doing?Banta: Recording this baby

Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya? Banta: Haan Santa: Kudi naal. Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.

Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya fair BA karwaya Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa. Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai Pappu: Pata nahi.Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai Santa: Pata nahi.Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa: Kyun? Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga.