Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si….!

Santa: Oye Banta don’t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI. Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar… kitni chali hogi?

Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did’nt know it…!

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I’m trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. 🙂

Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai. Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.’

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold. Banta: Does It Work ? Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath…

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal. Banta: That’s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea? Santa: Yes, I Have. Banta:My Dad Killed It.

Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa: Andhera.