Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy, Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi, Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

Santa: Mujhe phone par dhamkiyan mil rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh Santa: Telephone Company wale bolte hai bill na bhara toh kaat denge!

Santa: Movie vich raat ik chudel kde mere agge kde pichhe.. Wife: kehri movie c? Santa:Apne vyah di movie c .

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. . . . Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? 🙂

Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge

Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya. Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu

Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?