Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids, They don’t Study, So I got rid of it. Banta: That’s Good. Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. 🙂

Santa: May I cum in Sir? Interviewer:Wait please.. Santa: 70 Kg Sir!

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga. Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena. Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon. Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye. Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.

Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai. Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai Santa: MORI

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?