Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha Banta: Phir Kia Hua…………??? Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha………. Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya…. ;->

Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Santa: Lite Kithon Aandee ay? Banta: Mery Nankiyan Dy Gharon. Snata: Kinwaain? Bnata: Jado Lite Jaandi Hy Papa Kehndy ne ?Saleyan ny fayr cut diti.

Santa: Kal main apni wife di yaad bhulan layi sharab di bottle da sahara lita. banta:-Te fer ki hoya? Santa: Bhen choda mera Lun bottle wich Faass gaya.

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ;->

Santa: Jado main paida hoya c, ta millitary valeyan ne 51 topan chlaiyan c. Santa: Kamal hai ji, sab da nishana khunjh gaya.

Santa: Jail ko ‘Hawalaat’ kyu kehte hy? Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf ‘Hawa’ aur ‘Laat’ hi milti hy.

Santa: itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai Banta: gol karne ke liye. Santa: sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.