Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: In all AIDS advertisement, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town.

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!’ Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?’ Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa: I m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What s he studying ‘ Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y did’nt u try to Xchnge? Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa: I lost my dog. Sham: Put an advertisement in newspaper. Santa: Don’t be silly. My dog can’t read newspaper.

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra. Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That? Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra. 🙂

Santa: I hav swallowed a key. Doctor: Whn? Santa: 4 months ago! Doctor: What were u doing til now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I hav lost it too