Category: Santa Banta Jokes

When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji,how far is land Sardar-2kms.Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which direction Sardarji: Downwards!!!

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: ‘How will you divide, you have 3 children?’ Pat came Santa’s reply: ‘Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.’

What’s Ford Santa: Gaari.What’s Oxford Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

What’s Ford? Santa: Gaari. What’s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

Whats d height of STUPIDITY…?? Jab ‘KANS’ ko pata tha ki Vasudev aur Devki ki aathvi (8TH) santaan uska vadh karegi to usne dono ko jail me sath kyo rakha..?

What’s an adult joke? . . . . Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old..

What”s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What”s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

What will you call a person who is leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.

What s missing in H__RT EA or U Pick EA & you ll get a heart! If u pick U, you ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.