Category: Santa Banta Jokes

What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes

What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it… and it turns out to be a book on chess!

Wat is d height of telling a lie? A nigro telling his nigro girlfriend ‘tennu kala chashma jachda hai jachda hai gore mukhde te’.

Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program ‘UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE’ The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.

Veeru : Basanti In Kutton Ke Aage Mat Naachna. Santa sitting with his Dog in the Theater. Naachegi Kaise Nahi, Kutte Ka Bhi Ticket Liya Hai

Ush din khuda ney bhi jasn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne haaton sey banaya hoga, Ush ney bhi bahahe honge aasoon, Jab aapko bhej kar khud koh tanha paya hoga.

unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt guzarata hai unki fariyaad karke, agar aaye woh meri maut pe, toh keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..

Umbalo-Gong Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a..