Category: Santa Banta Jokes

U have 2 cigarettes on a boat but no source of fire. Hw will u lite a cigarette if u r in d middle of d river? SUM ANS BY SANTA Ans:1) throw 1 cigarette into d river. It will make d boat LIGHTER. Use it to light cigarette. 2nd method : throw a cigarette…

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi

TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.

Translation from hindi to english, ‘Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi’. Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu’s When He Was Child.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?