Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Titanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, ‘How far is land’ Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction Santa: Downwards!

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha, Aur Hus Bhi Raha Tha. Banta: Oye Kyu Huss Raha Hai Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Titanic doob raha tha.1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.Santa- 2kms.Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.Santa-NEECHE………

Titanic dooob rhaa tha. 1 adme ny santa se poocha Dharti kitny dooor hay. Santa 3kms. admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf. Santa: NEECHE………

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I’m confused. I think she is cold but people say she’s hot.

This worship of Saraswati is for the same reason that they celebrate Vasanta Panchami that represents the first day of spring and falls in January-February. People are dressed in yellow that signifies auspiciousness and spirituality and it represents the ripening of the spring crops. The Bengalis call Vasanta Panchami Saraswati Puja, where her image is…

This was during the Indo-Pak war of 1971.. It was a time of Air Raids, and Blackouts Santa Singh bumps into Banta Singh – somewhere in the Pind, Banta is listening to the news from Radio Pakistan! on his transistor.. Santa: ‘oye Banta tu dushmaan ke khabra kyon sun raha hai …… All India Radio…

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. ‘Under 18 are not allowed.’ Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.

The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass. Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.