Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being. Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA’ shloka ka kya arth hai Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Teacher: Mein tayno kuttay ty essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kiun naee liyandaa ? Santa: Kee kardaa Ustaad ji, jaini waari mein kuttay tay Pen rakhia oh paj jaanda si

Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water? Santa: Frog. Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals? Santa: Frog`s mom, frog`s dad & his son.

Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.Teacher: Kinwe Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Santa:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he Santa: Airhostess

Teacher: A ke baad kya aata hai Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu :-))

Teacher to santa-kya tum jante ho barish ke samey bijali kyon chamkti hai. Santa-bhen ji rabb torch maar ke vekhda ke kito suka ta nahi reh geya..