Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher to Santa-Tum me kuch kamiya hai.. Next day Santa Coat Pant pehen k aya.. Teacher-What’s this…?? Santa- RAYMONDS The Complete Man..!.!

Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi. Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.

Teacher gave to translate hindi to english ‘ khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gai ‘ Santa translated’Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast’

Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name? Santa : ‘Google Singh’ Teacher: Y 2 Strange? Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa….

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM…

Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..? Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain woh sach hai, lekin hum sab parh rahe hai ye apka veham hai… ;->