Category: Sardar Jokes

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: 1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. 2. gets stabbed in a shoot-out. 3. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. 4. tries to drown a fish in water. 5. thinks socialism means partying. 6. trips…

Yaar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karu… …. sardar2:-‘Message sending fail’ likh ke bhej de….!!!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy Guesses? ? ? ? COz itS fOr tHeM wHo dO nOt dRiNk cOld wAtEr.

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS EID… ??? EID MUBARAK ? ? ?

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai. Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do, Phir Woh Khud Apnay Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

Wife: Why Are You Standing BelowA Tube Light With An Open Mouth? Sardar: Because My Doctor Advised Me Today’s Dinner Should Be Light.!!

Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha, Jhankne do bewakoof ko tumhara batwa tu mere pass hai.

Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na! Sardar: Uff Fashion Dekho…. Ghar main khanay ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye… 😛