Category: Sardar Jokes

The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: It’s very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain.

The New Glossary Of Medical Term By A Sardar … Anti body- Agnst evry1 Cardialogy- Advance study of poker playing Coma- A punctuation mark Enema- Not a frnd or male of enemy Flu- Going by aeroplane Genes- Blue denim Labor pain- Getting hurt @ work Morbid- Higher bid Urine- Opposite to u r out …

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!’

The Doctor Told Sardarji That If He Ran Eight Kilometers A Day For 300 Days He Would Lose 34 Kilos At The End Of 300 Days Sardarji Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost The Weight But He Had A Problem ?What?s The Problem?? Asked The Doctor . . . . . I?m 2400…

Techer: Jab bijli chamkti hai, To hum ko roshni pehly aor Awaz bad me Q ati hai? Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……

Techer:Kya ApBata Sakte Hai SrdaroPe Kitne Joke HaiSrdr:Bahut DerSochne K Bad Muskil Se2 Ya 3 Baki SabSachi Kahania Hai

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha? Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay …:-P;->

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo’n Kono Me Phel Jaye … Sardar- ‘Aisa Nai Ho Skta’ Kyunk Dunya Tou Gol Hy … ;->

Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar gya Teachr askd:’Ap Ne Kia Sekha.’ Sardar: ‘SHRAB pene se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hen’

Teacher-write ur father name in english.. Sardar-‘beautiful red underwear’. Teacher-what do u mean? Sardar- His name is sundar lal chadda… ;->