Category: Sardar Jokes

Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar: Your Daughter! Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.

Teacher: What will happen, If u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? Sardar: TSUNAMI will be created. Teacher: How? Sardar: Because an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.

Teacher: What Is The Opposite of ‘Minimum’? Sardar: MiniDad. 🙂

Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se… ;->

Teacher: ‘What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?’ Sardar: ‘All are born on government holidays…! !!

Teacher: What is maths……??? Sardar: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!!

Teacher: What happen on 1869? Sardar: I don’t know. Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G. Now tell me what happen on 1873? Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Beppo Singh: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. . . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

Teacher: Tumhain Milny Ka Dil Kar Raha Hy. Translate It Into English . . . ! Sardar Ji: My Heart Is ‘Doing’ To Meet U…