Category: Sardar Jokes

Teacher: Titanic kese dooba? Sardar: DUBUK DUBUK, BUDUK BUDUK, Gulum, Gulu gulu gulu PUUUCHIK.

Teacher: Story Sunao. Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay. Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

Teacher: Tell me the names of10 chemical elements …Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!

Teacher: sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka Sardar: lo kar lo bat! Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen 🙂

Teacher-: oxygen is must 4 breathing & 4 life.. it was discoverd in1773..Sardaar-: thank god!i was born after that, pehle paida hota to mar jata.

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar:Thank God!! I was born after 1773.Had I born earlier, I would have died…

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times… Sardar: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara..

Teacher: ‘If you dial 001 then what will happen? Sardar Ji: POLICE Jeep will come in Reverse gear!!!

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get? Sardar: The wrong answer.

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history… Chintoo didn?t write… Teacher: why are you not writing? Chintoo : I?m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes?.