Category: Sardar Jokes

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) : Hawa meiN

Teacher: ‘India use to export all second hand items to neighboring countries.Give an example’ sardar: ‘Sania Mirza..!!!’

Teacher: ‘If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother’s younger sis and elder sis?’ Sardar: ‘So simple, I’ll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM’ ;->

Teacher: How many seconds are there in an year? Sardar: 12 seconds.. Teacher: 12 seconds?? what you mean?? Sardar: yes … 12 seconds.. January 2nd, february 2nd, march 2nd etc..etc..!!

Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is ‘You will go to jail’

Teacher: How did Titanic sink? sardar: dubuk buluk dubuk dubuk buluk…..dubuk… gurr gurr gurr puchik! …!!!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate ‘WIFE’ & ‘MOTHER’ SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With ‘MOTHER’ & After Marriage We Sleep With Our ‘WIFE’

Teacher: Give english translation of, ‘Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain’.. Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here? Sardar: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!

Teacher: Can I modify an object in Adobe Photoshop? Sardar: As you wish , I do not have any objections…!!