Category: Sardar Jokes

Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay? Sardar: Pilot Teacher: Q? Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota.

teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai. Sardar: Sir! Aap meri fikr mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo!

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.

Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao, Jinhe Nashte me Nahi Kha Sakte. Sardarji: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner. 🙂

Teacher: A for Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo Sardar: Jay mata di.

Teacher: A for. . . ? Sardar’s Child: Apple. . . Teacher: Zor se bolo. . . ? Sardar’s Child: Jay mata di. . . . ;-

Teacher: ‘I killed a person’convert this sentence into future tenseSardar: The future tense is ‘You will go to jail’

TEACHER. is line ki hindi main translation kro.’ABEAUTIFUL GIRL IS STANDING IN THE GARDEN’.sardar: lo gal kro. ma dasna g.’OYE BACHI CHECK KR YAR’

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.