Category: Sardar Jokes

Teacher to sardar:Story sunao,Sardar:aik din hm un kghar gaye to wo ghar penhi thay aik din wo hamary ghar aye to humghar pe nhi thay,Moral:jesa karo ge,Wesa bharo ge………….;->

Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula of water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.

Teacher to Sardar: Batao Pineapple aur Coconut k Tree main kya Similarity hai? Sardar kafi dair sochnay k Baad: Madam! Dono main Angoor nahi lagtay. 😛

Teacher To Sardar: Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy…? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte… ;->

Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain? Sardar: Pata Nahi. Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qatal kardo to Tum kya kehlao gay? SardarJi: ‘Yateem’.

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , , , , Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! 🙂

Teacher sardar sy: Koi aisa jumla bnao jis me magar 2 dafa istamaal hua ho. Sardar: Wo meray aagy thi aur mein us k magar magar.