Category: Sardar Jokes

Taxi Driver : ‘Papajee!petrol khatam ho gaya hai.Gaddi aage nahi jaa sakti’ Sardarji: ‘KOI BAAT NAHI piche LELO vapas ghar chalenge

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound ‘guooonn, guooonn.’ He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.…

T.T to Sardar in Train: Ticket dikhao. Sardar: Ye lo. T.T: Ye to Purani hai. Sardar: To Train kya abhi Showroom se nikli hai?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. ‘What happened ?’ asked Surjit. ‘Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ‘ ‘How come ?’ ‘Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the…

Summer Special: Sardar’s wife looking at travel brochures said: Lets try Greece this year! Sardar asked: Why, what’s wrong with vaseline..?

Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.2nd srdar:Ye kya hai 1st: Love letter ha2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..

Srdar Ne Apni Gfrnd Ko Nakli Jewlry Di Gfrnd Ye kitne Ki Li Srdar 1ooo Rs G.F Phr Ye Nakli Ha Srdar Nakli Nahe Ha 1 Banda Majbor Tha Us Ne Mujhe Sasti Di..

Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he. PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de naal. Papa: beghairt o meri ma ae. Srdar: Te tusa meri maa nal kyu kiti?