Category: Sardar Jokes

Srdr: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y? Srdr: Got upper berth. Frnd: Y did’nt u Xchnged? Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. > > > >

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,tmhri bhabi hy woSrdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay? Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

Srdar 2 hs Frend: I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u? Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice.. Srdar:Hahaha i Kissd frst!

‘Sperms talking to each other in pennies’ main doctor banuga, main pilot banuga, after sometime Sardar goes to bathroom for ‘mustarbation’ saale Sardaar ne sada carieer barbaad kar dita…

Sonia Gandhi bhasan de rahi thee….. Meri ek tang Delhi to dusri Panjab me rehti hai. Ye sun ek sardar bola: wah haryana walon k to maze hi maze hai!

Son:’daddy,meri door ki nazar kharab hai chashma dila do’ Sardar took him outside & said-wo kya hai? Son:Suraj. Srdr:Sale aur kitna door dekega..!

Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..!!

Son to Sardar: “papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?” . SARDAR: “ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot, besharam, gadhay . . Tujhe kuch nahi aata Jaa andar se calculator la..

Son to Sardar: ‘papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?’ . SARDAR: ‘ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot, besharam, gadhay . . Tujhe kuch nahi aata Jaa andar se calculator la..