Category: Sardar Jokes

Wife: Aap Bohat mote ho gaye ho, Sardar: Tum bhi to kitni moti hogayi ho, Wife: Buddhu main to maa banne wali hoon, Sardar: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon 😉

Wife! Sardar ji aj tussi mere naal es tarah karo k bus meri cheekhain hi nikal jawwan!! Sardar ne wife ki Shalwaar me AAG laga di!!

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Chintoo: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Chintoo: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.. …-

Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you arr married now. Sardar: U mean if I am on diet’ I can?t look at the menu also?

Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo gee car k break fail ho gaye hain! Accident se pehlay ghar pohanch jayengay.

Wife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me. Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh. Wife : How Do You Know? Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer… ;->

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID’PRESS’ AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.

Why was the Sardar staring at the orange juice container? Because it said, ‘concentrate.’ !! 😀

Why is ‘SINGH’ added to every Sardars name? Because of its hidden meaning: S: Sala I: Insaan N: Nahi G: Gadha H: Hai

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