Category: Sardar Jokes

Son: Dad Aaj madam ne sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe pata tha. Sardar: Shabaash mera beta, sawal kya tha? Son: Sawaal tha ‘Black Board kol Tatti kinne kiti aye?’

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Son : We will soon become rich.. Sardar : how.? Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees… ;->

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, ‘Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo’ Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, ‘O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->’

Some1 wrote 2 sardar,’Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo. Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo’ Sardar sent Rs600 n wrote, ‘O-A Main sabka baap hon:->’

Somebody Asks Chintoo Singh, ‘What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ??’ Chintoo: Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai…… Doosari bigadati hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai ..

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on tour

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.’Mun Me Pani Aana’Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal KoMuh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

SIR: Sardaron par jokes kyu bante hai ?? Stud:jab desh kamjor tha, to ussey bahu-betiyon ko bachane ke liye SIKHON ki jarurt padi SIKHON ne raksha ki [izzat bachI]. Fir azaadi me SIKHON ki jarurt padi SIKHON ne shahidi mai 86% hissa dia [azaadi mili]. fir desh ko bhookh lagi , SIKHON ne gehu ugaaya…

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..