Category: Sardar Jokes

Sikh: Kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya. Pathan: Tum jhut bolta hai,15000 tha. Sikh: Paison ka itna masla nahi bas aadmi pata kar yaar.

Sikh ki Amma mar gai: 1 Aadmi bola Amma mujhe bhi le jati, 2-4 Aur boly Amma humain bhi le jati, Sikh: Chup ho jao Kamino! Amma kya Suzuki kar k gai hai.

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya pathan: jhoot bolta hai,15000 tha sikh: paisay ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar

Shortest joke of da year: ” aik sardar tha or wo science daan tha”…!!;-)

Ship Captain: ‘Oh my god… What will we do.. The water level has rised above the danger mark..’ Clever Sardar: ‘Rise the danger mark above water level..!!’

‘She is kidding.’ sardar translated dis into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’

Shayari by Sardar ji:Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Shayari by Sardar: Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->

Shayari by Sardar:Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->

Shahrukh Khan In KBC Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend???