Category: Sardar Jokes

Shadi mai 1 sardar boht dair tak khanna khata raha Kisi ne poocha kb tk khao ge Sardar;Me tu ab kha k tang a gaya per ki kran card vich lkhya C DINNER 7pm -10pm

Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

shAdi m3 ek sArdAr bAhut khAnA khA rAhA thA, kiSi n3 pUchA kAb tAk khAoge??? sArdAr:mAin tO khUd khA khA k3 dhUkh| hUn p3r kyA kAru cArd m3 LikhA tHa dinNer frOm 7-10pm

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga. Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. 🙂

Scientist Invented A Powerfull Lie Detector That Instantly Kill A Liar On Detection….. French: I Think… I Don’t Drink……. {Killed} American: I Think… I Can Win War In Iraq & Afghanistan…. {Killed} Sardar: I ThInk…… {Killed} ……… ;->

School mein Master ji nay chotay Sardar se Pocha? ‘Jis mein koi kami nahi hoti usko kya kehtay hain.’ Chota sardar bola : ‘Kami-na’

School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : ‘ Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? ‘ Sardar : ‘ KAMI-NA ‘

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri? Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan… ;->

Sarder dukhi tha: Kisi ne poocha ‘Q tension mai ho?’ Sarder: ‘Yaar ek Dost ko Plastic Surgery ke liye 2 Lakh rupeey diye the, Ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon.’

Sardar’s Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying … Finally Sardar consoles him ‘ Don’t Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again .’