Category: Sardar Jokes

Sardar-why r all these people running Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,why r others running

Sardar’s Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai , Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . . Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->

Sardar’s wish : when i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

saRdar’s Wife: jan, eik puppy do na.. saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..

Sardar’s wife: kurri bari ho gae hai, koe acha larka dhondo, 30 saal age ho jis ki…. Sardar replied: agar 30 saal ka na milay to 15 15 k 2 le awaan? ;->

Sardar’s Theory : ‘ Moon Is More Important Then Sun , Cuz Ir Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed & Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed .’…

Sardar’s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed. SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

sardars wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he koi 28 saal ka larka dhoondo sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 de do le awan

Sardar’s Wife To Sardar: Trouser Utaaro…. T-Shirt bhi Utaaro…. Aur Underware Bhi Utaaro…. Aur Khabardar Aaenda Jo Mere Kapre Pehne…. ;->