Category: Sardar Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Sardar have ‘TGIF’ written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

Why Does A Sardar G Clean The Wall With A Ear Bud ??? . . . . . . Because He Knows That . . . . . . . . . . . .. . Deewaro?n K Bhi Kaan Hote Hyn? ;->

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.

Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can’t Sardars dial 911? They can’t find the 11…

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why… To avoid side effects!!!

Why did Santa fall out the window – He was ironing the curtain.

Why did English teacherSlap Santa?Because Santa askedher:y is bra issingularwhen it cover2&Panties plural when it coveronly one?

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.