Category: Sardar Jokes

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

Why can’t Sardars dial 911? They can’t find the 11 on the phone

Why Cant Sardar Dial 911? They Cant Find The Eleven on The Phone.

Who is a sardar……??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Someon who stares at the bottle of orange juice that says ‘CONCENTRATED. . . . . ‘ ;->

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. The sardar simply said … ‘I am on my way to see a distant relative.’

when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference: ‘If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez…

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, ” You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

when Chintoo and Mintoo were walking, Mintoo said, ‘Oh yaar, see that dead bird!’. Chintoo looks at the sky and says ‘WHERE WHERE!’!!! 😀

what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan