Category: Sardar Jokes

What is the name of World’s Shortest Book….? . . Inteligent Sardars.

What is the height of stupidity? 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.

What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus? Sardar:-replied ….All were born on Government holidays……

What is Common between : Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays…

What does Sardarji do????????? when he has one white sheet,,, and wants an extra white sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

What does a Sardar do after taking a photostates of notes? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He will compare it with the orginal for any spelling mistakakes..;->

What does a sardar doafter taking a xerox?……………………..He will compare it withthe orginal for anyspelling mistakakes……….;->

What Does a Sardar G Scream, When The Money Came Out Of The ATM Machine . . . ? ? ? I Won . . . I Won . . . ;->

what does a sardar ji scream, when the money came out of the ATM machine…????I won… I won…?

What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u???? Ans) Run like hell…coz he’s got a grenade in his mouth..!