Category: Sardar Jokes
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
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Waiter: Would u like ur cofee
Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)
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Waiter: ‘Would you like your coffee
Waiter: ‘Would you like your coffee black?’ Sardar: ‘What other colors do you have?’
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Waiter gives bill 2Sardar
Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
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Waiter gives bill to SardarSardar:
Waiter gives bill to SardarSardar: Take my card.Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.Sardar: So what You have written outside’ALL CARDS ACCEPTED’
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Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya,
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Two surds go fishing. They catch a
Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. The first surd says: ‘I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish.’ The other answers: ‘Yes,I made ‘X’on the side of the boat to mark the spot.’ ‘U idiot!’replies the first.’how do u know u will get…
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Two Sardars were walking together
Two Sardars were walking together Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha