Jokes

Category: Sardar Jokes

  • Two Sardars go for fishing.. They

    Two Sardars go for fishing.. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.. The first Sardar says: ‘I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish.’ The other answers: ‘Yes, I made ‘X’ on the side of the boat to mark the spot.’ ‘You idiot!’ replies the first.’ how do…

  • Two Sardars in US Eating Hotdog for

    Two Sardars in US Eating Hotdog for the First Time. Sardar 1 opens the Bread, Looks Inside, Feels Embarrassed n asks 2nd Sardar. ‘Which Part of the Dog Did you Get?’ 🙂

  • Two Sardars sat in a Double Decker

    Two Sardars sat in a Double Decker Bus. 1 goes up & 1 stay down. Above 1 came down running. Below 1 askd why? Sardar replied: ‘Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!’

  • Two Sardars went into a pub and

    Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

  • Two Sardar stopped suddenly.1st

    Two Sardar stopped suddenly.1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.2nd Sardar: Mine too.

  • Two sardarjis were sitting together

    Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says something into the second one’s ears, hearing that the second sardar suddenly dies…… What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing which he dies? The first sardar whispered, ‘DHISHKAAAON’ into the second sardar’s ear.

  • Two Sardarjis, both student of

    Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun. But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.…

  • Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDARWe All

    Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDARWe All Wonder What They RUp Above A Jura So HighLike An Antena In The SkyDimag Ka Portion Always DryAb Hans De Papu Dont B Shy

  • TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8

    TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

  • Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara, Tu

    Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara, Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara, Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai.. Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai