Category: Sardar Jokes

Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night i didn’t sleep thnking of u. So don’t play with my life.- Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

Tring Tring Tring.Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar ‘lag to Railway Station raha hai’.

Train staion pe ruki: aik aadmi ne sath bethye sardar se pocha: konsa staition ha? Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola“ Lagda te Railway stayion aee…

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

TO LOSE WEIGHT.. The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. ……………. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doctor: ‘What’s the problem?’ …Sardar: ‘I’m 2400 kms away…

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He..

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, ‘Who killed Jesus Christ?’…

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Three guys, lost on a desert island.. They found a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes that he reach safe back home. and pooof!! he’s gone.. The second guy wishes the same. poof!! he’s gone.. The third guy was Chintoo. He says ‘I?m lonely. I wish…