Category: Sardar Jokes

  • This sardarji goes to see Jurassic

    This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai,…

  • This sardar is a clever one: A Boy

    This sardar is a clever one: A Boy to Gym Coach(sardar) : I want to impress a cute girl who i will meet in three days so which machine should i use ? Sardar : Use the ATM machine….. !!!!

  • This category offers sardar sms

    This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.

  • This case happened in a hospital’s

    This case happened in a hospital’s intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on all sunday morning at 11 am, regardless of medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why…

  • There’s a funeral procession of a

    There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general ‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks…

  • There was once a sardar je who went

    There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital …the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read and asks he sardar je what had happened. The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron and put…

  • There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a

    There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party- plot, DJ asked:?kab tak bajau?? Party plot owner replied: ?12 baje tak baja de, Uske baad to ye Generator ki awaz pe bhi nachenge!!!??????;->

  • There was a Sardaji who was having

    There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, ‘Why r u running so fast?’ Sardarji says, ‘My…

  • There was a miraculous Mirror which

    There was a miraculous Mirror which kills anyone who tells Lie.. French: I think i don’t smoke. –he died at the spot– American: i think i love my wife. –he died at the spot– Sardar: i think……..–he died at the spot– 😀 … 😀

  • There is no happiness like that of

    There is no happiness like that of being loved by your these returning vnhxtrrpczayd was very pleasant or desirable no magnet drew me…