Valentine Jokes

You’re quite a catch! But don’t

You’re quite a catch! But don’t feel too bad even good offers sometimes have a catch!

Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice and they’re just a few of my good points! Happy Valentine’s!

What kind of flowers do u never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ‘I’m sweet on you’

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours

Today is Valentine’s Day or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with u, because I was pissed.

I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met ur brother.

I found a card for you in time, I really did. And it said exactly how I feel about you. But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!