Jokes – the time pass
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You so short you have to look up to
You so short you have to look up to look down.
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You so piss poor…hold on, you
You so piss poor…hold on, you don’t have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of…
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You so old you used to gang bang
You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones
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You should be sure the person is
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: 1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. 2. gets stabbed in a shoot-out. 3. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. 4. tries to drown a fish in water. 5. thinks socialism means partying. 6. trips…
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‘You should be ashamed,’ the father
‘You should be ashamed,’ the father told his son, ‘When Abraham Lincoln was your age he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school.’ ‘Really ‘ the kid said. ‘Well when he was your age, he was President.’
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You r the Accent of my life, Alto
You r the Accent of my life, Alto of my dreamz, Ikon of my eyes , Zen of my thoughts, Indica of my joy, Lancer of my heart can anyone clear the traffic jam plz
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You Postman so damn old his zip
You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.
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you papa throws the ugly stick and
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
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You Nose so damn big that we use
You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.
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You never really learn to swear
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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