Jokes – the time pass
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You could forgive an enemy. It is
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
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You Computer Geek friend got one
You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
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You chatter more than a dolphin by
You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket.
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You can use this joke to explain
You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.
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You can ride your horse in the
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
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You Can Kiss Your ‘Family &
You Can Kiss Your ‘Family & Friends’. Good-bye And Put miles b/w You, But at the Same time You carry Them with You in Your heart, mind & stomach, Because ‘You don’t just Live in a World but a World Lives in You’ 🙂
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You can hug it when you’re in
You can hug it when you’re in trouble You can cry on it when you’re in pain You can embrace it when you’re happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow
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You can be legally married by
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
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You brother so hairy Big foot is
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
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You Biology teacher so freakin
You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
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