Jokes – the time pass
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You’ big brother so damn stupid
You’ big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
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You Auntie’s so poor she gotta live
You Auntie’s so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag…
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You asked me who I liked and I said
You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.
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You are so fat you jump in the air
You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.
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you are so fat when you bungee
you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
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You are so fat that when you wear a
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.
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You are genius, your mind is a
You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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You are depriving some poor village
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
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YOU ARE A BANDAR.MEANS;
YOU ARE A BANDAR.MEANS; B:Beautiful, A:Attractive, N:Naughty, D:Diffarant, A:And, R:Respected. oy jyada khus hone ki jarurat nahi hai ,Ho to bandar hi na!!!.
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Yo’momma so ugly she actually is
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow
Got any book recommendations?