Jokes – the time pass

Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.

Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.

Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker’s beer belly look 2 atoms thick

Yo’ so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer

Yo Sister’s so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway – ain’t that where most accidents happen?

Yo Sister’s so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.

Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop – cocks flyin in and out all day…

Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife – without the need for a costume.