Jokes – the time pass

Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.

Yo secretary is like an ATM machine – open 24 hours…

Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice

Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food…

Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.

Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield

Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.

Yo Priest so old he’s got Adam and Eve’s autograph

Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell…