Jokes – the time pass

Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.

Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says ‘Don’t write below dotted line’, he puts ‘OK’

Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.

Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code

Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.

Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!

Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the ‘yellow snow’…and yo loved it, didn’t ya!

Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman

Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.

Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles