Jokes – the time pass

Yo Papa’s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo Papa’s so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.

Yo Papa’s like an old arcade machine – toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

Yo’ papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.

Yo’ Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace

Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.

Yo older sis getting so poor she’s planning on getting married…just so she can get the rice at the wedding.

Yo’ Nana’s teeth so damb black you’d think she had coal for her dinner

Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

Yo Nana so ugly she didn’t get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.