Jokes – the time pass

Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they’re for and she says: ‘Use one to hold up the ceiling…use the other to fight off the cockroaches…’

Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass

Yo’ Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her – he’d rather live as a frog.

Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.

Yo Mother in law’s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo Mother in law so yellow you’d think she’d been blowing the Simpsons

Yo’ Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table…took one and she said – ‘Don’t be greedy!’

Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys