Jokes – the time pass

Yo Momma’s so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn’t date her.

Yo Momma’s so ugly that she hurt my feelings…

Yo Momma so Greasy

Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says ‘hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi’

Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell ‘taxi’

Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip ‘n’ slide

Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb…it now read: Dumb(n) – yo’ Mama

Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis….Phil Collins old band…

Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.