Jokes – the time pass

Yo Milkman’s teeth so damn yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter

Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus

Yo Mamma’s so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!

Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, ‘What a treasure!’ and your father said, ‘Yea lets go bury it’.

Yo’ mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!