Jokes – the time pass

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don’t say ‘Are we there yet’, they scream, ‘Is she Dead yet!’

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!

Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.

Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing…oh shit its a real damn earthquake.

Yo mamma is so fat:She eats Wheat Thicks.We’re in her right now.She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, ‘FREE WILLY.’

Yo’ Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!

Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had you didn’t she!

Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.