Jokes – the time pass

Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

Yo mama’s so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out…

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

Yo Mama’s so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mama’s so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled ‘I got the Power!’.