Jokes – the time pass

Yo mama’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama’s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama’s so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo Mama’s so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.

Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job application it said ‘sex’ and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo Mama’s so damn poor, her front porch matt says ‘Wel’…

Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.

Yo mama’s so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

Yo mama’s so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.