Jokes – the time pass
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Yun to hai hum mein DEENDAARI’ ,
Yun to hai hum mein DEENDAARI’ , Magar jahan dekhi NAARI’ Vahan AANKH-MAARI’ , Pat gai to humari, Varna phir se DEENDAARI
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yr! …plz dont dsturb me more.
yr! …plz dont dsturb me more. leave me alone. lst nyt i didnt sleep, thinking of u. so dnt play wid my lyf..! santa said 2 mosquito. 🙂 🙂
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You’re so poor even Beggars give
You’re so poor even Beggars give you money.
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You’re quite a catch! But don’t
You’re quite a catch! But don’t feel too bad even good offers sometimes have a catch!
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You’re like a shining star in the
You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…
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Your words of love stealsomeones
Your words of love stealsomeones heart,but you dont know that yourheart is already stolen by me,check it!
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Your Wife getting so old she
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
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Your voice can be compared to a
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity you have no comparison You’re the best!
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Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t
Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!
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Your Teachers so poor she can’t
Your Teachers so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention.
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