Jokes – the time pass

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain’t enough.

Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad

Your mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Your mamma’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Your mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.